Fire x Songs x Captain

[caffinatekillua]

It's almost more work that it's worth to have an undead warlock on this boat. I swear you have to lop off a freaking hand to get him to behave. And I normally couldn't give a crap if someone behaves. But SERIOUSLY Richard, do you have to INCINERATE EVERYTHING? Let us get supplies before you send all the town shops up in smoke! YOU may not have to eat but the rest of us do and I will find a way to kill you if I can't have chocolate.

Looks like Gon's learned a new song. It's actually pretty funny hearing him wander around singing about his girlfriends in Canada at least we're not hearing the Slinky song all the time. Sometimes we get a little variety and he sings that Namimori one the bitey dude likes with an unhealthy passion.

Tohru keeps worrying about offending everyone between her neurotic constant flow of apologies and Jacuzzi refusing to come out of his cabin when Richard is within sight I think our crew needs a shrink.

OH hey guys, Richard's ex-minion imp applied for captainship. Here's his qualifications. Thoughts? I mean, it'd be nice to have that position filled.

EDIT: More proof that I'm always right.

Comments

[caffinatekillua]

He leaves the crew alone. And he's actually got a pretty funny sense of humor so not really, but it gets really annoying trying to get supplies with him around.

Are you going to put tinfoil on your head too?

[hinatahyugachan.livejournal.com]

Tinfoil?

[caffinatekillua]

Was there a question in there somewhere?

[eyepatch21.livejournal.com]

But he's... he's dead, isn't he? And he talks about killing all the time and grnjkfhs how do you know he wouldn't decide to kill the crew one day??

...t-tinfoil? Would it help?

[caffinatekillua]

Undead. We don't aaactually know. But he's not quiet about it, we'd have warning, usually in the form of cackling. Gives me time to lop his hand off again.

Jacuzzi seemed to think so.

[eyepatch21.livejournal.com]

l-lop off his h-hand... um. oh.

Well in that case, maybe I should try it... Jacuzzi seems like a really careful kind of guy... a good role model, I think.

[caffinatekillua]

Yeah so he can't fireball things. He can re-attatch it with some magical stuff but it seems to do the job.

You think so? I dunno.

[eyepatch21.livejournal.com]

What a scary guy...

W-well, careful guys seem to, um, live a little longer.

[caffinatekillua]

You get used to him.

I dunno, sometimes they're the first to go.

[omgrunaway.livejournal.com]

They s-s-said they were r-reading my mind!!

[eyepatch21.livejournal.com]

W-who was...?

[janken-gon.livejournal.com]

Oh hey Sena-san! Are you guys alright? Kaku-san mentioned you guys in passing in another post and I realized I hadn't heard from you in a long time!

[eyepatch21.livejournal.com]

Ah, Gon-san! Yes, we're alright!! Just a little bit busy, I guess! Sailing such a big ship with just two people is a lot of work...