Fire x Songs x Captain

[caffinatekillua]

It's almost more work that it's worth to have an undead warlock on this boat. I swear you have to lop off a freaking hand to get him to behave. And I normally couldn't give a crap if someone behaves. But SERIOUSLY Richard, do you have to INCINERATE EVERYTHING? Let us get supplies before you send all the town shops up in smoke! YOU may not have to eat but the rest of us do and I will find a way to kill you if I can't have chocolate.

Looks like Gon's learned a new song. It's actually pretty funny hearing him wander around singing about his girlfriends in Canada at least we're not hearing the Slinky song all the time. Sometimes we get a little variety and he sings that Namimori one the bitey dude likes with an unhealthy passion.

Tohru keeps worrying about offending everyone between her neurotic constant flow of apologies and Jacuzzi refusing to come out of his cabin when Richard is within sight I think our crew needs a shrink.

OH hey guys, Richard's ex-minion imp applied for captainship. Here's his qualifications. Thoughts? I mean, it'd be nice to have that position filled.

EDIT: More proof that I'm always right.

Comments

[syuichirou-desu.livejournal.com]

The shrink would more likely go mad and start to kill everybody. Or try to, then commit suicide or jump over board when they discover it's impossible with some of you.

About the imp guy...I'm curious over why he wants the job.

[caffinatekillua]

Then he'd fit in pretty well. I'm sure we could teach him!

I think he just likes the power. Mostly it's ceremonial.

[hctibelttil.livejournal.com]

IWISHTOENDTHEWARLOCK!

ASCAPTAINMYREVENGEONHIMWOULDBESWIFTANDKITTENY!

[piratewhip.livejournal.com]

He learned the Namimori Anthem? I'm supposed to learn that...

Er, sounds like your crew's gotten pretty interesting.

[caffinatekillua]

It's actually pretty easy. I think most of our crew knows it by now with Gon wandering around singing it.

We were always pretty interesting. We're still trying to catch up to your boat so you can meet some of us then.

[janken-gon.livejournal.com]

If you just post somewhere that the slinky song is good and write some of the words out, Hibari will post the Namimori video for you and it has the lyrics right on it.

[janken-gon.livejournal.com]

He's an imp? I've never seen one of those before.

Wow... his sentences are all mushed together, it's hard to read. Does he talk like that too?

[caffinatekillua]

I dunno, haven't heard him. I guess he must. Or maybe his space bar is broken. His enter works.

[agent-wolf.livejournal.com]

...Is he seriously going around singing that? The whole thing? With the...the flu part and...everything?

Christ.

...Uh, I'm not taking responsibility for that.

[agent-wolf.livejournal.com]

Oh, and I'd seriously recommend against adopting a crazy demon-creature as your captain. That doesn't seem like a good idea. I mean, I'm just thinking that anything you could probably step on and speaks in run-on sentences probably wouldn't make a competent leader.

Also, did you try just asking Tohru to stop apologizing every two seconds? I don't know if it'd work but it might be worth a try...and that Jacuzzi guy honestly seems like kind of a pussy but I don't really blame him considering what happened to the first guy you had as captain.

Why aren't you the captain? Don't all those freaks listen to you?

[caffinatekillua]

Hahahaha he doesn't get that part but yeah he sings it. It's pretty funny.

[lambovine.livejournal.com]

LAMBO-SAN APPLIED FOR THE POSITION OF CAPTAIN FIRST!!!!!

[caffinatekillua]

Yeah but it says something when a crazy vengeful imp seems more like captain material than a five year old.

[bite2death.livejournal.com]

My name is Hibari Kyouya.

The Namimori Anthem is a quality song.

[hinatahyugachan.livejournal.com]

Nanimori Anthem? I've never heard it.

[caffinatekillua]

Whatever dude.

Yeah well, I'm getting a little sick of it and the Slinky song.

[omgrunaway.livejournal.com]

I'm g-g-getting better.

Not Always Right

[hinatahyugachan.livejournal.com]

Killua-san, sorry but it was just a parrot. So it's NOT proof that your always right. Sorry for troubling you!

[caffinatekillua]

Yeah, I admit you are. You refused to come out for a few days. I guess hunger makes you braver.

[eyepatch21.livejournal.com]

Y-you guys have Richard on board with you? Isn't that... um... terrifying?

I-I think Jacuzzi knows what he's doing...

[caffinatekillua]

He leaves the crew alone. And he's actually got a pretty funny sense of humor so not really, but it gets really annoying trying to get supplies with him around.

Are you going to put tinfoil on your head too?

[sailingcircus.livejournal.com]

Your choices are between a five year old and an imp, hmmm~? I do hope there have been more applicants than that. ♦

[caffinatekillua]

We HAVEN'T. It's really annoying. A bunch of people have been around and fighting to be captains but no no one's steeping up to the plate.

[caffinatekillua]

You know YOU'RE on the boat too, it's not just MY choices.

[friendlypirate.livejournal.com]

I'm still very worried about Mello-san.

[caffinatekillua]

Do you think he's hurt? I hope he's ok!