Killua Zaoldyeck

God I can't believe how many of you screwed up in the last two days. Check with Oishi for your punishment. Bobblehead, Mr. Grumpy Pants, The Enforcer and Vlad can sleep unless they're feeling particularly masochistic, no one else does tonight. You all are lucky I'm a NICE GUY. If I was a normal pirate captain I'd have you all freakin' whipped with a cat o' nine tails! I SERIOUSLY CONSIDERED IT! The rest of you idiots, meet on deck.

Whiney Cow is up next week and he'd better believe I'll give as good as I got.