Killua Zaoldyeck

I feel guilty complaining but it's hot and Near won't let go and I still have dots on my face from sleeping on leggos. Firo stopped screaming and went to bed and won't come out. And the teapot we sold Eriol is following me around and singing "I'm a Little Teapot" until Gon kicks it and it starts singing "A spoon Full of Sugar" until the water inside cools then it's back to I'm a little teapot. And it steams and whistles really high pitched when it gets to 'When I get all steamed up hear me shout'. The whole boat is covered in flowers and Richard keeps yelling and trying to zap things and stomp the flowers. And he has to yell really loud because the Mast is still singing "Part of Your World" and it's loud. I think Eriol tried to chop it down the other day and it got mad. I think Hisoka's just watching from a distance. And Jacuzzi's crying.

Claire looks like a girl and he keeps trying to take my stuff and put it in his cleavage. I'm having nightmares about flying badgers... Oishi walks around looking guilty and trying to take Gon away. I think he's been crying.

And someone stole my skateboard.

We found Mr. Dino and Mr. Tsuna's ship this morning but I'm too shy to go over and they'll probably hate us because everything's insane right now.

And Gon is grumpy. :(