What the hell? x Puberty? x HAHAHA crap

[caffinatekillua]

Uh... so any of the adults know how fast puberty is supposed to hit cause I got a beard to my knees and my hair's all long and I can't control my claws. They won't retract!!

And these robes attacked me and won't come back off!!

Ohh a shiny rock!

TOHRU TELL HISOKA I'M EXEMPT FROM THE HUGS!!! NOW!!!!

Comments

[janken-gon.livejournal.com]

Haha Killua, you have a beard!!!!!!!!

I wonder if I have a beard, I can't tell!!

[caffinatekillua]

I know it just like sprouted. It woke me up! I mean it got all itchy and suddenly BEARD! And HAIR! and I swear the robes tried to kill me.

WTF are you wearing?

[janken-gon.livejournal.com]

I think it's armor and a helmet, it makes loud metallic clinking noises when I try to turn over.

[caffinatekillua]

Dude will you be able to sleep in that. Stay in your room because I don't want a spike in me in the middle of the night.

[janken-gon.livejournal.com]

That's probably a good idea. I think I poked a couple holes in the mattress...

[caffinatekillua]

Dude that sucks. But I'd keep it on for protection against Hisoka.

[janken-gon.livejournal.com]

I couldn't take it off if I wanted to.

[caffinatekillua]

Yeah yours must be like mine. Maybe you can stuff a pillow up inside for sleeping.

[janken-gon.livejournal.com]

I'll give it a go!

[syuichirou-desu.livejournal.com]

Although I am pretty sure puberty has little to do with your sudden aging, at least you are able to move.

[caffinatekillua]

Hey boss... er..

Woah, that looks like solid cement.

[syuichirou-desu.livejournal.com]

Leave it at "My Lord".

Where is your brother?

[caffinatekillua]

Right. My lord.

I haven't been able to figure out if he's on our ship, he's hiding in the dark and it's hard to see in the spyrock.

[syuichirou-desu.livejournal.com]

Much better.

If you are not able to find him, at least bring me a cup of ice cream next time you come by.

[caffinatekillua]

Right-o my lord!

Aww man. Maybe I can make some sort of robot to do menial labor. I'll be there in a few minutes. I keep tripping over the robes. You got any saftey pins?

[syuichirou-desu.livejournal.com]

Vanilla ice cream. With chocolate chips.

If you do, make them smart enough. I do not need them to bang their head on my door would they find it locked.

There must be some in my office.

[caffinatekillua]

My minions would be super smart.

I have to go back for more ice cream. I faceplanted into it.

[syuichirou-desu.livejournal.com]

Make them interesting while you are at it. I could use some entertainment.

Well, bravo. Send someone else with it.

[caffinatekillua]

I'll see what I can do.

I CAN DO IT DAMMIT!

[syuichirou-desu.livejournal.com]

Good.

...

I doubt it counts if it is all over your face.

[caffinatekillua]

I got a new one!

[syuichirou-desu.livejournal.com]

...

I am starting to think it would have been better had I sent Eriol for it.

[caffinatekillua]

OPEN YOU DOOR.

Stupid impatient bosses.

[syuichirou-desu.livejournal.com]

Ah, that is better.

Actually, my room is not soundproof. I heard that.

[threeswordstyle.livejournal.com]

...the hell?

[caffinatekillua]

Woah you too!! I don't think boobs are part of puberty!

[threeswordstyle.livejournal.com]

it was a fucking fruit

[mikanhorizon.livejournal.com]

WHOAA!! YOUR BEARD LOOKS SO COOL!!!

[caffinatekillua]

Food gets stuck in it.

When did you get so excitable?

[mikanhorizon.livejournal.com]

Huh? What do you mean? Anyway, you look like a wizard!!!!

[caffinatekillua]

That's because I'm the great and powerful Killuman the White. ... uh.. or something.

I mean I don't remember you going all googly eyed over things like beards before.

[mikanhorizon.livejournal.com]

KILLUMAN THE WHITE??? Can you do magic????

Oh yeah, I keep forgetting that I'm in Nami's body. :| That's weird. I wonder if we'll change back soon.

[caffinatekillua]

My staff shines sometimes. And I have a spyrock.

Who are you?

[mikanhorizon.livejournal.com]

A SPYROCK??? Is that like a dragon??

Ehh... guess! The guy with feathers said he could've guessed it was me.

[caffinatekillua]

No it's a rock and I'm spying on you with it.

Probably the meat guy.

[mikanhorizon.livejournal.com]

COOOL! What do you see??

Wow, it's really that obvious?? Haha maybe you cheated with your rock thing!

[caffinatekillua]

I see you hanging over your computer and spazzing.

... yeah well the whole dragon thing and excitement sort of gave you away. Gon's the only other person like that and I know what he looks like right now.