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caffinatekillua) wrote2008-09-22 12:01 am
caffinatekillua) wrote2008-09-22 12:01 am
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Captain! x Code x Rubber Ducks?
OK Sweet Death Crew, it's my week so don't expect me to go as easy on you as the others did! Here's the Law of Esteemed Captain Killua!
1. Gon is the First Mate
2. Hisoka is the enforcer
3. The cooks have to wake the captain up at 10 every morning by singing
4. No emoing allowed
5. First Mate sleeps in the captian's quarters
6. The word ship is hereby banned. Only the captain may use this word.
7. Everyone is required to be on deck at 10:30am for morning exercises
8. The captain may only be referred to as the following: Esteemed Captain, Your Highness, Most Awesome One.
9. Starboard is now Port and Port is now Starboard. And you must refer to them as thus, no use of the words left or right.
10. Everyone has code names, and only may be referred to as such:
Esteemed Captain - same
First Mate: Alpha One
Tohru: Cookie Monster
Oishi: Magic Fingers
Jacuzzi: Scaredey Cat
Lambo: Whiney Cow
Ipin: Bobblehead
Kaku: Stretchneck
Claire: Vlad
Hisoka: Enforcer
Lucci: Mr. Grumpy Pants
Eriol: Dirty Old Man
Richard: Spaz
Jyabura: Big Bad Wolf
Firo: Mama's Boy
Shinku: Pipsqueak
11. Beets are hereby forbidden
12. Teatime is at 4pm sharp and chocolate cake is required. Everyone must come.
13. The word ocean is now banned, it may only be referred to as Botrychium virginianum, wet is now Comptosorous rhizophyllus and water is Psilotum.
14. Whenever you see the Esteemed Captain, you must salute until the captain says 'at ease'.
15. The proper salute is standing on one foot patting your head and rubbing your belly.
16. No stocking caps are allowed on board. If someone is wearing one, the crew may tie him up and break his glasses.
17. Hibari is not allowed on board. If he is found within a 1 mile radius of the Sweet Death, the crew is REQUIRED to capture him, disarm him, lock him in the brig and leave an Ipod out of reach playing Brittany Spears songs. If he likes this too much, the songs may be changed to Hanna Montana.
18. Rules may be added or changed at the Esteemed Captain's whim.
19. Any complaints about the rules are punishable by immediate insertion of soap into the complainer's mouth, followed by duct tape.
20. The Captain is exempt to all rules.
21. If you please the Esteemed captain, you may have waivers on some rules.
22. The Enforcer is exempt from 6, 10, 13, 14, 19.
Punishments:
1. An hour in the brig
2. A night in the brig
3. Walking the plank
4. Tied upside down to the mast
5. Dress up in the duck costume and sing the Baby Duck song.
6. Privy Duty
Why is there a rubber duck army behind us and how are they launching themselves against our boat? I mean.. it's not like they can do damage but we're gonna have to re-submerge if we want to get any frigging sleep.
Some credit toi_amnotunderage for the general idea!
Killua Code
1. Gon is the First Mate
2. Hisoka is the enforcer
3. The cooks have to wake the captain up at 10 every morning by singing
4. No emoing allowed
5. First Mate sleeps in the captian's quarters
6. The word ship is hereby banned. Only the captain may use this word.
7. Everyone is required to be on deck at 10:30am for morning exercises
8. The captain may only be referred to as the following: Esteemed Captain, Your Highness, Most Awesome One.
9. Starboard is now Port and Port is now Starboard. And you must refer to them as thus, no use of the words left or right.
10. Everyone has code names, and only may be referred to as such:
First Mate: Alpha One
Tohru: Cookie Monster
Oishi: Magic Fingers
Jacuzzi: Scaredey Cat
Lambo: Whiney Cow
Ipin: Bobblehead
Kaku: Stretchneck
Claire: Vlad
Hisoka: Enforcer
Lucci: Mr. Grumpy Pants
Eriol: Dirty Old Man
Richard: Spaz
Jyabura: Big Bad Wolf
Firo: Mama's Boy
Shinku: Pipsqueak
11. Beets are hereby forbidden
12. Teatime is at 4pm sharp and chocolate cake is required. Everyone must come.
13. The word ocean is now banned, it may only be referred to as Botrychium virginianum, wet is now Comptosorous rhizophyllus and water is Psilotum.
14. Whenever you see the Esteemed Captain, you must salute until the captain says 'at ease'.
15. The proper salute is standing on one foot patting your head and rubbing your belly.
16. No stocking caps are allowed on board. If someone is wearing one, the crew may tie him up and break his glasses.
17. Hibari is not allowed on board. If he is found within a 1 mile radius of the Sweet Death, the crew is REQUIRED to capture him, disarm him, lock him in the brig and leave an Ipod out of reach playing Brittany Spears songs. If he likes this too much, the songs may be changed to Hanna Montana.
18. Rules may be added or changed at the Esteemed Captain's whim.
19. Any complaints about the rules are punishable by immediate insertion of soap into the complainer's mouth, followed by duct tape.
20. The Captain is exempt to all rules.
21. If you please the Esteemed captain, you may have waivers on some rules.
22. The Enforcer is exempt from 6, 10, 13, 14, 19.
Punishments:
1. An hour in the brig
2. A night in the brig
3. Walking the plank
4. Tied upside down to the mast
5. Dress up in the duck costume and sing the Baby Duck song.
6. Privy Duty
In other news
Why is there a rubber duck army behind us and how are they launching themselves against our boat? I mean.. it's not like they can do damage but we're gonna have to re-submerge if we want to get any frigging sleep.
Some credit to
i_amnotunderage for the general idea!