Punishment x Assignments x Treasure Hunt

[caffinatekillua]

Whiny Cow and Pipsqueak are being punished. No untying them until they start following the rules.

We go Treasure hunting today. Dirty Old Man decided to hire himself out to another crew so let's try not to kill ourselves out there. Mr. Grumpy Pants and Stretchneck are going to shore, give them a list of any necessary items to pick up while they're off. I guess Stretchneck can stop wearing the ducksuit. The Enforcer gets to stay on the ship and watch over the two anarchists. NO UNTYING. Jesus. Little doll tells you to jump and you do, aren't you even embarrassed? Cookie Monster stays to make us meals.

Scaredy Cat's in charge of driving the Mini, Vlad and Big Bad Wolf have dangerous creatures duty, Bobblehead stays on the mini with Scaredy Cat because there's no suit tiny enough for her, she's his backup I guess. The rest of us hit the ocean floor. This is the last place about thirty ships were seen according to the news archives. Let's hope the mini has to make a few trips back with loads of treasure.

Comments

[caffinatekillua]

Yeah... that sounds creepy for some reason.

Cookie Monster is relegated to exercise punishments. She screws up so much we might as well try to train her up a bit.

I'm starting to think we're gonna need more severe punishments. It's like I'm working with circus monkeys. I thought these rules were easy and I could make em-harder as the week wore on but the easiest ones are tripping em up.

[sailingcircus.livejournal.com]

Oh? Would you like me to make any suggestions, regarding punishments? I have a few ideas, I'm sure Kuroro would find them to his liking if he were here~

[caffinatekillua]

Do they involve killing?

[sailingcircus.livejournal.com]

Killing cramps creativity. ♠

[caffinatekillua]

I'm listening.

[sailingcircus.livejournal.com]

Well~ I thought perhaps I would begin with --

Ah, did you want to keep them in one piece? In functional condition?

[caffinatekillua]

Well since they're our workers, yeah kinda. Ships don't run themselves.

[sailingcircus.livejournal.com]

I see. ♦

I'll consider it a little bit longer, then~

[caffinatekillua]

I know it's really making it all frigging complicated. Normally you just do a little torture and people REMEMBER things. But no one's gonna wanna help if I start torturing the crew.

[sailingcircus.livejournal.com]

You could always try it anyway, and see if it helps~ You have enough crew members that you can afford to lose one or two that way. ♥

[caffinatekillua]

Hahah! True. But the worst offenders are Tohru and Gon and Tohru cooks good food.

Well I guess you could torture the doll and the cow. They're royally pissing me off.

[sailingcircus.livejournal.com]

And Gon certainly won't be dying any time soon, yes~ ♥

I'd rather not torture the doll, but if you find the other expendable then that's fine by me~ ♠

[caffinatekillua]

That's right.

What do you like about that snotty little hunk of junk?

[sailingcircus.livejournal.com]

Good fashion sense. ♣

[caffinatekillua]

If you go for fluffy dresses...

Oishi suggested mental torture.