Punishment x Assignments x Treasure Hunt

[caffinatekillua]

Whiny Cow and Pipsqueak are being punished. No untying them until they start following the rules.

We go Treasure hunting today. Dirty Old Man decided to hire himself out to another crew so let's try not to kill ourselves out there. Mr. Grumpy Pants and Stretchneck are going to shore, give them a list of any necessary items to pick up while they're off. I guess Stretchneck can stop wearing the ducksuit. The Enforcer gets to stay on the ship and watch over the two anarchists. NO UNTYING. Jesus. Little doll tells you to jump and you do, aren't you even embarrassed? Cookie Monster stays to make us meals.

Scaredy Cat's in charge of driving the Mini, Vlad and Big Bad Wolf have dangerous creatures duty, Bobblehead stays on the mini with Scaredy Cat because there's no suit tiny enough for her, she's his backup I guess. The rest of us hit the ocean floor. This is the last place about thirty ships were seen according to the news archives. Let's hope the mini has to make a few trips back with loads of treasure.

Comments

[caffinatekillua]

Awesome, I figured it'd give you a challenge. Jyabura's watching your back from the mini. Apparently he can't even scuba.

[agent-wolf.livejournal.com]

It's not like it's my fault.

[caffinatekillua]

Yeah yeah, I know. Anyway, you're a useful set of eyes. Not everyone on board is trained in battle.

[agent-wolf.livejournal.com]

Well, a good couple of 'em are, it seems to me. By the way, did you seriously make T-- uh, Cookie Monster jump overboard? Did she not tell anyone she can't swim?

[caffinatekillua]

No she didn't tell anyone. I thought normal people could swim. Or at the very least float. We didn't know till she started going under.

[agent-wolf.livejournal.com]

...Well I know some people can't swim, but I thought people who couldn't swim were in the habit of telling people so before getting dumped in a large body of water. Jesus.

I don't know anybody who floats, though. ...Well, maybe one.

[caffinatekillua]

You just lay on your back and spread your arms and legs a little. Floating's eeeeeasy.

[agent-wolf.livejournal.com]

Oh, like that? Okay, yeah. But like, there's a difference between that and being...naturally buoyant.

[caffinatekillua]

Well I didn't mean she'd just sit there like a bobber, normal people know how to float. It's... normal! Y'know?

[agent-wolf.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I guess. I don't know, me and water never got along.

[caffinatekillua]

Huh anyway, it's all good.

[scarlet-rails.livejournal.com]

Gotcha Boss, you don't need these all in one piece do you?

[caffinatekillua]

Nope, rip em up for all I care. Hey if you get shark, save a little, might make for some interesting dining.

[scarlet-rails.livejournal.com]

Will do, Boss~