caffinatekillua: (annoyed)
GON! Why's some weird chick in our room?

Also your pool's gone you gotta refresh it or something.

caffinatekillua: (tattooed)
That's right me. I'm mostly gonna keep positions like Ipin had them, that was easy enough to follow.

Still sailing with the Vongola.

We're picking up Lithuania in about two hours and then another half hour to Fujiko's special island.

We'll stay there till Wednesday then I've got some plans of my own for us. Keep your ears open. Nami I know you like this kind of thing, let me know if you want in.

Also... I think the smiling dude is still on the ship. May let him stay if he can do other useful things. Seriously... teleporting. That's badass.
caffinatekillua: (annoyed)
Agito you son of a bitch, don't think you won't pay for that.

Also Lemon Meringue stings like crap in open wounds.

Fran, is Chrome better?

Also this is hilarious. Too bad they don't have kids. Or my hairstyle.
caffinatekillua: (crossed arm assessment)
Originally wrote this in character but then realized she wouldn't actually post this stuff up for everyone to see, she'd have a meeting between the two crews. Tsuna, assume you were at least THERE even if you didn't give much input. XD Mostly I assume it was Reborn and Ipin planning this.

Use this post to make suggestions, plan things out with the people you'll involve yourself with. If you want a fair -unbiased- result I suggest again using dice: here or here. If you want to throw one die each you both put in 1d6 rolled once. If one person wants to roll for both of you and the other just claim first or second die, then it's 2d6 for one roll.


These are not set in stone these are just Ipin's PLANS she will be busy during the exercise and unable to FORCE people to go where she's said.

Tsuna as you know, Mr. Reborn has asked me to leave Xanxus to you during the operation. Although Gon will back you up.

Mr. Yamamoto will be asked to seek out Squalo and apply his training to keep Squalo occupied for the duration of the operation. Should he need assistance, Lal Mirch will back him up.

If Miss Chrome has not returned to our ship in time to join the fight, Killua and Akito will deal with Mammon. Otherwise Chrome will be fighting Mammon with Ken and Chikusa as backup. Killua and Agito will be floats. (With emphasis on Killua keeping Akito in check)

Belphegor will be left to Mr. Gokudera. Colennello will be your backup.

Jyabura will be fighting with Mr. Lussuria. Fujiko is your backup.

America is assigned dealing with the threat of Mello. Mr. Ianto may back him up if he chooses to stay out the week.

Mr. Spanner is to find some manner of keeping Achillies (the liger) occupied should he try to fight any of our crew.

I'll deal with Mr. Matt. Lambo is a float, to help where necessary, although he'll be my assistant until a need arises.

It is currently assumed that Kuroyanagi, Sunako and Kamiyama are non-combatant. If they choose to engage, Nanami should break from her requested activity to lend her support. Mr. Ryouga can back her up if he'd like to join in.

Mr. Reborn has requested to observe, although I am asking him to back Miss Nanami up should the need arise.

Ipin hasn't gotten a good feel for Mashiro but if Mashiro requests it, she can join in the fight against Belphegor.
caffinatekillua: (Gon: working together)
Holy crap it's good to be back here. Gon and I were going stir crazy. And Giselle makes such good food. Oh man, you can not live off roots and mushrooms no matter what Gon says. Apparently we need to train. I do NOT want to be in that kind of situation ever again.

So now that we're back, I hear America and the other guys on his boat are getting here today? Which means catching ghosts! I think Fran got rid of the slimy one, I don't want to know how, but I did see stuff go floating across the room so one's still around. It keeps hiding my yoyos.

Oh yeah, Fran, Gon needs you to check out his arm, he got stupid while we were gone and decided to see how strong he was. Anyway, I only managed to stop him AFTER he got his arm broken.

What'd I miss?
caffinatekillua: (just hangin')
Fran, Dino asked if we could stay close to the Vongola for a while, I don't have a problem with it, and Reborn's fun to train with so if you don't care I'll keep the same heading as them.

Speaking of headings, if Tsuna doesn't care, apparently scitzo boy wants to race and he can't use his blades in the submarine so we'll probably hit the next island when we get there if you want to join us, let me know. It should be within the next few days if this map is still accurate. Hanging in there with all the weight?

Giselle, I left a bolt of cloth for you in the galley, on a dining table. Fujiko brought it last night. Sorry about the flour mess.

Fujiko, we obviously found #1 although it keeps running off again -_- also found the cuffs. Search continues this morning.

Lambo, Ipin and Gon, after breakfast we can keep looking. Lambo stop running off and hiding, it's not hide and seek! It took an hour to wash all the damn flour out of your hair. Next time I'll just DROWN you.

Ok Morons

Sep. 28th, 2008 09:38 pm
caffinatekillua: (what did you say?)
God I can't believe how many of you screwed up in the last two days. Check with Oishi for your punishment. Bobblehead, Mr. Grumpy Pants, The Enforcer and Vlad can sleep unless they're feeling particularly masochistic, no one else does tonight. You all are lucky I'm a NICE GUY. If I was a normal pirate captain I'd have you all freakin' whipped with a cat o' nine tails! I SERIOUSLY CONSIDERED IT! The rest of you idiots, meet on deck.

Whiney Cow is up next week and he'd better believe I'll give as good as I got.
caffinatekillua: (mou)
Whiny Cow and Pipsqueak are being punished. No untying them until they start following the rules.

We go Treasure hunting today. Dirty Old Man decided to hire himself out to another crew so let's try not to kill ourselves out there. Mr. Grumpy Pants and Stretchneck are going to shore, give them a list of any necessary items to pick up while they're off. I guess Stretchneck can stop wearing the ducksuit. The Enforcer gets to stay on the ship and watch over the two anarchists. NO UNTYING. Jesus. Little doll tells you to jump and you do, aren't you even embarrassed? Cookie Monster stays to make us meals.

Scaredy Cat's in charge of driving the Mini, Vlad and Big Bad Wolf have dangerous creatures duty, Bobblehead stays on the mini with Scaredy Cat because there's no suit tiny enough for her, she's his backup I guess. The rest of us hit the ocean floor. This is the last place about thirty ships were seen according to the news archives. Let's hope the mini has to make a few trips back with loads of treasure.
caffinatekillua: (looking cool)
OK Sweet Death Crew, it's my week so don't expect me to go as easy on you as the others did! Here's the Law of Esteemed Captain Killua!

Killua Code

1. Gon is the First Mate
2. Hisoka is the enforcer
3. The cooks have to wake the captain up at 10 every morning by singing
4. No emoing allowed
5. First Mate sleeps in the captian's quarters
6. The word ship is hereby banned. Only the captain may use this word.
7. Everyone is required to be on deck at 10:30am for morning exercises
8. The captain may only be referred to as the following: Esteemed Captain, Your Highness, Most Awesome One.
9. Starboard is now Port and Port is now Starboard. And you must refer to them as thus, no use of the words left or right.
10. Everyone has code names, and only may be referred to as such:
Esteemed Captain - same
First Mate: Alpha One
Tohru: Cookie Monster
Oishi: Magic Fingers
Jacuzzi: Scaredey Cat
Lambo: Whiney Cow
Ipin: Bobblehead
Kaku: Stretchneck
Claire: Vlad
Hisoka: Enforcer
Lucci: Mr. Grumpy Pants
Eriol: Dirty Old Man
Richard: Spaz
Jyabura: Big Bad Wolf
Firo: Mama's Boy
Shinku: Pipsqueak

11. Beets are hereby forbidden
12. Teatime is at 4pm sharp and chocolate cake is required. Everyone must come.
13. The word ocean is now banned, it may only be referred to as Botrychium virginianum, wet is now Comptosorous rhizophyllus and water is Psilotum.
14. Whenever you see the Esteemed Captain, you must salute until the captain says 'at ease'.
15. The proper salute is standing on one foot patting your head and rubbing your belly.
16. No stocking caps are allowed on board. If someone is wearing one, the crew may tie him up and break his glasses.
17. Hibari is not allowed on board. If he is found within a 1 mile radius of the Sweet Death, the crew is REQUIRED to capture him, disarm him, lock him in the brig and leave an Ipod out of reach playing Brittany Spears songs. If he likes this too much, the songs may be changed to Hanna Montana.
18. Rules may be added or changed at the Esteemed Captain's whim.
19. Any complaints about the rules are punishable by immediate insertion of soap into the complainer's mouth, followed by duct tape.
20. The Captain is exempt to all rules.
21. If you please the Esteemed captain, you may have waivers on some rules.
22. The Enforcer is exempt from 6, 10, 13, 14, 19.

1. An hour in the brig
2. A night in the brig
3. Walking the plank
4. Tied upside down to the mast
5. Dress up in the duck costume and sing the Baby Duck song.
6. Privy Duty

In other news

Why is there a rubber duck army behind us and how are they launching themselves against our boat? I mean.. it's not like they can do damage but we're gonna have to re-submerge if we want to get any frigging sleep.

Some credit to [personal profile] i_amnotunderage for the general idea!
caffinatekillua: (Default)
Gon and I figure since we never really got a qualified captain to apply (yes I mean you) we might as well just let everyone go for a week and see how they do best one gets the job. So we tossed everyone's name in a hat and we'll just switch out every Monday based on the drawing.

That means you have to be on our boat the week you were drawn. If new people show up we'll do another drawing for them later on and mix them in.

9/8: Oishi
9/15: Jacuzzi
9/22: Killua
9/29: Lambo
10/6: Ipin
10/13: Kaku
10/20: Claire
10/27: Hisoka
11/3: Lucci
11/10: Tohru
11/17: Eriol
11/24: Richard
12/1: Jyabura
12/8: Gon
12/15: Firo

The boat is mostly clean, Richard saved bits of the zombies in a plastic bag so unless you like the smell of rotting flesh I just don't suggest trying to attack our boat. He's been aiming for people's mouths and he's not half bad at it.
caffinatekillua: (boku bokued)
That was awesomely fun. We definitely need a new boat now though. Oh yeah, I dunno if you can do anything with bear Tohru but there's one on the deck. I already cooked it a little. I hate the smell of burnt hair.

Oishi, I need some gauze.

Where's the dude with the pirate boat. If Hisoka gets here before you he gets my vote even if he'd be as bad as the kid.

How's your rib, Gon?
caffinatekillua: (cry)
I feel guilty complaining but it's hot and Near won't let go and I still have dots on my face from sleeping on leggos. Firo stopped screaming and went to bed and won't come out. And the teapot we sold Eriol is following me around and singing "I'm a Little Teapot" until Gon kicks it and it starts singing "A spoon Full of Sugar" until the water inside cools then it's back to I'm a little teapot. And it steams and whistles really high pitched when it gets to 'When I get all steamed up hear me shout'. The whole boat is covered in flowers and Richard keeps yelling and trying to zap things and stomp the flowers. And he has to yell really loud because the Mast is still singing "Part of Your World" and it's loud. I think Eriol tried to chop it down the other day and it got mad. I think Hisoka's just watching from a distance. And Jacuzzi's crying.

Claire looks like a girl and he keeps trying to take my stuff and put it in his cleavage. I'm having nightmares about flying badgers... Oishi walks around looking guilty and trying to take Gon away. I think he's been crying.

And someone stole my skateboard.

We found Mr. Dino and Mr. Tsuna's ship this morning but I'm too shy to go over and they'll probably hate us because everything's insane right now.

And Gon is grumpy. :(
caffinatekillua: (laptop)
So Gon and I are minding our own business today, fishing for fun and what do we pull up? Yeah he looked like he was pretty dead for a while there but the creepy dolphins kind of gave away who it was. So anyway, we've got the dead guy onboard for now at least.

Eriol is having his party still today, but Claire and I are gonna play on the boat. We got some food yesterday though and Gon and I explored a little. There was a park too!

Oh yeah, and apparently we're wanted. They say we're dangerous but they say that about Tsuna too and he didn't seem like much of a threat to me. I'm sending it back to Illumy so he can show Mom. I'm sure she'll be beside herself with pride. Although the bounty's kinda low so maybe not.

Haven't seen Mello in a few days. Might have left him back at that last island... oops?
caffinatekillua: (hoarding sweets)
So Gon and I spent the afternoon diving and collecting what we could find of the rocky side of the island before we prepared to head back off in the contest to get to the One Piece. Gon's got killer lungs, so he got more stuff than me, but that's cause he's a freak. The good kind I guess.

Anyway, here's what we got, if you see something that you're interested in, let us know what you'd be willing to trade. Cash is preferred but name your best offer, maybe you'll strike our fancy.

  • A pair of pants (Levi 520 size 32x30)
  • A tea kettle. Ceramic with little pink pigs painted around it.
  • A lucky penny
  • A locker with a nameplate D. Jones
  • Piano
  • Bowling Ball (neon green)
  • A crown with some jewels on it
  • A waterbottle with some glowing neon-pink liquid in it. The bottle says 'drink me'.
  • A springy hobby seahorse (like from a playground)
  • A knife (says made in China)
  • A little platic guy with a tall red hat and a trowel and a long white beard.
  • 9 spoons
  • A sealed bag of candy corn
  • Sapphire pendant
  • Frying pan
  • Broken compass (box shaped)
  • Bear-skin rug
  • A creepy doll
  • A snow globe with a robbery taking place inside
  • 20 doubloons of some sort
  • A sealed telescope case
  • A vending machine of fine china
  • A baseball
  • A rubber duck
  • 3 partial skeletons
  • several skulls

All sales are final, selling as is.
caffinatekillua: (drinking not paying attention)
For expediency, I'll post up the drinking post here. Killua has most of the bottles with him, Gon left a pretty blue one with Tohru. I don't know yet if they've realized it's alcohol. Anything not done in my previous journal entry via Journal posting is done here live.

WHO: Anyone who was on our boat last night
What: stash of bottles and some coconuts
When: starts last night and going on congruently with the party on the island
Where: SDC clipper

*Killua holds two halves of a coconut up and grins as Oishi opens the door* )
caffinatekillua: (manga: Wave hello!)
Send down the ladder, Gon and I are back and we brought presents!! Starbord!
caffinatekillua: (nekkid glee!)
Oi! SDC, anyone who has the time, we're gonna yank out the volleyball and get the game going! If you don't have a suit, just grab one from one of the shops on the concourse.

Kirihara, I know you wanted to play. What about you Matt? Get off your gameboy! Come on Oishi!!
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